my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth




he’s like 





"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green



Three Wise Monkeys

It looks like they’ve just watched the HIMYM finale

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