awkwardvagina:

my mum told me that a week before i was born she was having severe contractions and was sent to hospital and they were all ready for me to come out and even gave my her an epidural but then i ‘gave up’ all of a sudden until the following week and that is the story of how i procrastinated my own birth

randomfatechidna:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

ThEC LOGnER YOU WATCHIT TH e MORE HILARIOUS IT GETS

he’s like 

OH YUS MUNEES HMM

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

call-me-bunny-banana:

Three Wise Monkeys

It looks like they’ve just watched the HIMYM finale

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